January 2012
31 posts
days off work
expectations: I’m gonna make a big breakfast and go to yoga and pick up that gift for my mom’s birthday and file my taxes and work on my thesis and do my hair
reality: oh wow I have 250 favorite videos on youtube I wonder what they are so lemme watch them all in a row, and hey here’s that Mario 64 save file let me just play that for twenty minutes and is last night’s...
Just saw a commercial, "breaking news is all new...
As if breaking news would be anything other than new? Isn’t that the intention of breaking?
Can you imagine re-runs of breaking news, like, “Remember when the Casey Anthony trial was breaking news? Well here it is again!”
that uneasy, jittery feeling of waiting for a boy...
is something I don’t think I’ve genuinely felt in three years but here I am, waiting, hoping he thought I was cool enough, hoping we talked through all of our shit enough that he’s still interested. Just when I thought I was okay being adrift from something serious and it was fine being “friendly” with a few dudes here and there, I’m legit butterflying and...
“I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a...”
– Neil Patrick Harris saying all of the things I feel
my friend wants to start a youtube web series and...
Him: We want it to spoof pop culture things.
Me: Ok, how about the Cullens as if they were on the Real World! Or maybe Link and Ganon are roommates on the Real World! No wait Harry and Voldemort! And Hogwarts is like, their sweet pad and they have a “hookup” room…
Him: yeah…no.
I just want everything to be like it’s on the Real World.
my new tentative thesis title should probably just...
realizing it’s in most of my fiction except for the four that have young protagonists. So if you’re of consenting age in my stories, you are a drunk slut.
haha and the sad thing is that I’m only half joking here
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Ah I just got off work four hours early
Which is fantastic because I’ve worked forty in the last six days and my body is about to give out and i have a three day weekend. So I’m in bed watching American Dad in the middle of the day I have No. Guilt. This is bliss.
Funny Or Die's Ten Terrifying Things Read In Cosmo →
“In January 2008, the band unveiled a new logo and dropped the exclamation point...”
– Wikipedia’s documentation of how fucking weird Panic at the Disco’s fanbase is (via joshishollywood)
First day back to work was a dragging, gruesome 9...
So I’m watching anything I can on tv and drinking the beers in my fridge and already feeling warm and tipsy from just one. Bring it on, Wednesday night.
it's so c00l to leave my laptop in my brother's...
and he’s far away and I can’t get it for another couple days so I’m just always on my iphone when I could’ve been writing/editing but instead I’m watching a lot of terrible Gossip Girl and cleaning and I already threw up the first two days of the new year cooooool
December 2011
40 posts
49 Funny Things to Look Forward to in 2012 →
Why am I drunk at the local bar, two days before I...
No really, they’re both talking with girls right now (one of them talking about me, I can totally fucking tell biotch) and I just want to make out with them like I used to when I lived here and god that sounds horrible but I want to feel flirty and just have fun don’t judge
underreigns replied to your post: I’m going to say something I probably would never say if I was in the middle of a 35 hour work week I want your problem, lol. I’m actually stressing myself out trying to finish a tvshow and a video game, and see my parents in ocala, my boyfriend, my friends in tampa, do the photoshoots I’ve been putting off, AND fit it all in three weeks.. 8|
ha yeah...
I'm going to say something I probably would never...
But I sort of miss work? At least, waking up and having a place to go everyday and people that I like to talk to and being all ~manager~ and shit. And then having an excuse to come home and relax and put on the TV for four hours. Three weeks off is just too long. I’m running out of things to do. I know this is a “first world problem” if there ever was one, but I feel like...
hitrecordjoe:
Why Am I So Dizzy? Little song I...
NPR's top 100 singles of 2011 →
is basically a list full of that one song you heard that one time and really liked but couldn’t remember the name of. All 100 songs are youtube linked if you want to play the list, and I recommend that you do.
so pretty much I'm at the point where if a guy I...
hi I’m twelve and i just started liking boys i don’t know how this works
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