May 2012
34 posts
mrtrohman:
I want nothing more than to create, yet it’s so hard to be creative when everything around me feels so dull.
when a single week feels like you've lived a...
and everything that you think can happen happens and it is all overwhelming and so much to think about and take in and sort out and writing about it is almost impossible until I get more distance from it all, until there is perspective and reflection.
until then I’m going to go burn on the beach and tune out the world, peace out B-)
Sorry to tell you, but you have gayface. So either suck a dick, or learn to work...
– sometimes I love working with Nick, he says the best things.
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after I handed a customer change today he said,...
and I just said “yep” and put my head down and walked away cause whether he meant to say that or not, it was super awkward and I wanted to put as much distance as I could between me and this bro.
But like, how do you respond to that? How do you respond to anything in the employee/customer dynamic? He could’ve said, “thanks, tits,” and I’d be like, “okay...
sinfonianrabbit replied to your post: things that are really fun at 3am:
what the hell did you do last night? with chickens and boys and 3am!?!?
Just some good old fashioned, Monday night fun. (Jenna knows!)
things that are really fun at 3am:
glow in the dark frisbee.
chicken fights in the pool.
sitting on boy’s laps.
floating in the water and looking at the stars and finding the constellations.
things that are not fun:
going to work four hours later. Running on adrenaline and espresso today.
It’s amazing how permanent virginity feels, and then how suddenly...
– I’m aboard the Lena Dunham train. This chick gets it right. Also, she’s only six weeks older than me and has her own tv show, so at the same time, fuck that bitch.
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post grad school "to do" lists
instead of:
read book for this week
comment on workshop stories
edit thesis
etc
it’s:
find where I can watch season 3 of Archer online for free
organize bookshelf by literary sub-categories
open every playstation save file just to see where I left off
delete all the unattractive pictures from photobooth
and so on
anoldbelonging:
Rachel is known for her shitty Beatles and I’m known for my drunk, gorgeous European. That’s how people remember me and Rach, oops.
strangedoor replied to your photo: now at my final resting place of 5/8,” time to…
I have a some fancy plugs at 5/8s if you’re interested. I have a hard time parting with them but
ooh yes please! quite interested
According to a "study," redheads have more sex. →
hi here’s a thing we all knew byeeee
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
– John Green (via lacherrytree)
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badeyeforstyle replied to your post: this cute guy just came into my store and said,
I like how your game plan is to memorize his order and make this guy’s sandwich perfectly. That’s pretty funny. Also this would be a better story of how I met your mother, than How I Met Your Mother.
well thanks! It’s all for the laughs over here. But I’m only sort of half-kidding on this one, cause I...
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this cute guy just came into my store and said,
“This may sound weird, but I’m a big fan of yours. No, really. I used to watch you make subs at the union. I don’t know how you did it, you were always three steps ahead. Seriously, mad props. You rock.”
and I was blushing with my head down and said, “thanks” but inside I was all weeeeeee. And now I’m here fantasizing about him coming back as a regular...
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sleeping vs texting
and I should try to get at least 7 hours sleep before work tomorrow but NO boys like to text at midnight and now I am wide awake cause hi I’m twelve when it comes to boys and stupid giddy like a fucking kid on christmas eve. this is my life. this is the highlights reel. enjoy.
April 2012
43 posts
so in my "I want to raaaage" weekend, I was curled...
queueing up “Take Me Home Tonight” on Netflix (I have a terrible Topher Grace complex) and falling asleep after the opening credits. Got a solid nine hours brah, it was madness
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wellalright:
every time i go on facebook i’m just like, “oh this is like a tumblr dashboard only it’s full of people i hate following.” it’s like the bizarro dash. just everything i don’t care about all in one place.