May 2012
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mrtrohman: I want nothing more than to create, yet it’s so hard to be creative when everything around me feels so dull.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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when a single week feels like you've lived a...
and everything that you think can happen happens and it is all overwhelming and so much to think about and take in and sort out and writing about it is almost impossible until I get more distance from it all, until there is perspective and reflection. until then I’m going to go burn on the beach and tune out the world, peace out B-)
May 26th
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May 26th
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“Sorry to tell you, but you have gayface. So either suck a dick, or learn to work...”
– sometimes I love working with Nick, he says the best things. 
May 25th
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May 24th
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after I handed a customer change today he said,...
and I just said “yep” and put my head down and walked away cause whether he meant to say that or not, it was super awkward and I wanted to put as much distance as I could between me and this bro.   But like, how do you respond to that? How do you respond to anything in the employee/customer dynamic? He could’ve said, “thanks, tits,” and I’d be like, “okay...
May 24th
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sinfonianrabbit replied to your post: things that are really fun at 3am: what the hell did you do last night? with chickens and boys and 3am!?!? Just some good old fashioned, Monday night fun. (Jenna knows!)
May 23rd
things that are really fun at 3am:
glow in the dark frisbee. chicken fights in the pool. sitting on boy’s laps.  floating in the water and looking at the stars and finding the constellations. things that are not fun:  going to work four hours later. Running on adrenaline and espresso today. 
May 22nd
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“It’s amazing how permanent virginity feels, and then how suddenly...”
– I’m aboard the Lena Dunham train. This chick gets it right. Also, she’s only six weeks older than me and has her own tv show, so at the same time, fuck that bitch. 
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 17th
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post grad school "to do" lists
instead of: read book for this week comment on workshop stories edit thesis etc it’s: find where I can watch season 3 of Archer online for free organize bookshelf by literary sub-categories open every playstation save file just to see where I left off delete all the unattractive pictures from photobooth and so on
May 13th
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May 12th
anoldbelonging: Rachel is known for her shitty Beatles and I’m known for my drunk, gorgeous European. That’s how people remember me and Rach, oops.
May 12th
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strangedoor replied to your photo: now at my final resting place of 5/8,” time to… I have a some fancy plugs at 5/8s if you’re interested. I have a hard time parting with them but ooh yes please! quite interested
May 12th
May 11th
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According to a "study," redheads have more sex. →
hi here’s a thing we all knew byeeee
May 11th
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via lacherrytree)
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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badeyeforstyle replied to your post: this cute guy just came into my store and said, I like how your game plan is to memorize his order and make this guy’s sandwich perfectly. That’s pretty funny. Also this would be a better story of how I met your mother, than How I Met Your Mother. well thanks! It’s all for the laughs over here. But I’m only sort of half-kidding on this one, cause I...
May 9th
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this cute guy just came into my store and said,
“This may sound weird, but I’m a big fan of yours. No, really. I used to watch you make subs at the union. I don’t know how you did it, you were always three steps ahead. Seriously, mad props. You rock.”  and I was blushing with my head down and said, “thanks” but inside I was all weeeeeee. And now I’m here fantasizing about him coming back as a regular...
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 1st
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sleeping vs texting
and I should try to get at least 7 hours sleep before work tomorrow but NO boys like to text at midnight and now I am wide awake cause hi I’m twelve when it comes to boys and stupid giddy like a fucking kid on christmas eve. this is my life. this is the highlights reel. enjoy. 
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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so in my "I want to raaaage" weekend, I was curled...
queueing up “Take Me Home Tonight” on Netflix (I have a terrible Topher Grace complex) and falling asleep after the opening credits. Got a solid nine hours brah, it was madness
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wellalright: every time i go on facebook i’m just like, “oh this is like a tumblr dashboard only it’s full of people i hate following.” it’s like the bizarro dash. just everything i don’t care about all in one place.
Apr 22nd
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