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I’m the first row in and yes, I love the february catalog too

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I think if I cared enough about this store I could rant about this like Weekend Update’s “Really?” segment and just go on and on

cause really? is this necessary or do you just love your own self-importance that much

whoriginal:

hahaha, me. 

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this short story I’m working on sucks and I don’t feel like editing it so I’m just gonna sit here and be cute for like, the two people that are still on campus at 5pm on a Friday. 

days off work

expectations: I’m gonna make a big breakfast and go to yoga and pick up that gift for my mom’s birthday and file my taxes and work on my thesis and do my hair 

reality: oh wow I have 250 favorite videos on youtube I wonder what they are so lemme watch them all in a row, and hey here’s that Mario 64 save file let me just play that for twenty minutes and is last night’s Office on Hulu yet? Gotta watch that before I do anything. 

you pretentious, self-important ad, how dare you insist this upon me. 

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toon link forever has the best faces. look at that intensity. 

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Just saw a commercial, “breaking news is all new tonight at 10!”

As if breaking news would be anything other than new? Isn’t that the intention of breaking?

Can you imagine re-runs of breaking news, like, “Remember when the Casey Anthony trial was breaking news? Well here it is again!”

that uneasy, jittery feeling of waiting for a boy to call/text you

is something I don’t think I’ve genuinely felt in three years but here I am, waiting, hoping he thought I was cool enough, hoping we talked through all of our shit enough that he’s still interested. Just when I thought I was okay being adrift from something serious and it was fine being “friendly” with a few dudes here and there, I’m legit butterflying and typing this five minutes before I have to leave for work barf

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I think I’m at the greatest bar ever.

hi i’m 25 and I went to a toga party and took six shots of whiskey and then threw up in the grass and then won two games of beer pong and then got really awkward with my guy friends bye

"I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a shower with anyone before; I’ve never had any kind of long-term relationship. I remember thinking that the rest of my life would be solo. I wasn’t weepy when I thought that — it was just a realization that I had gone this long being self-sufficient."

Neil Patrick Harris saying all of the things I feel

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I am sad that this is a real person that exists and not a troll